[Wisteria Lane]
At the corner of Wisteria Lane stands an isolated house with large trees and bushes covering it. As Minh Tuyet mumbles cuss words under her breath, she and Van Quynh walks toward the dark and mysterious house. The house look worst as they got closer because of the yellow and white egg yolk that was splatter everywhere – on the trees, door, windows, and even the dog house.
“Why are we going here again?” Minh Tuyet questions as she yawn.
Van Quynh looks over at Minh Tuyet, “You already forgot? You egg this poor woman’s house.”
“Oh yeah I forgot… You have to forgive me it’s 6 in the morning.” Minh Tuyet remembers.
“Look you’re exercising… You need it.” Van Quynh looks Minh Tuyet up and down.
Minh Tuyet put her hands to her hip, “Are you saying I’m fat?”
“No, no I didn’t mean… What am I kidding? Yes you’re like a big fat pig.”
“I’m fat? Oh gosh I need to run.” Minh Tuyet gasps as she starts sprinting toward the house.
Van Quynh smile at her silly sister. When they reach the front porch of the isolated house, Van Quynh rings the door bell; however, no one answer the door.
“No one’s home we can go back home to sleep.” Minh Tuyet screams with joy.
Suddenly the door opens and standing at the door was a man at his thirties; he was still in his pajamas, but he still had a magnificent huge smile which causes Minh Tuyet to blush.
“Or I can sleep tomorrow.” Minh Tuyet blushes.
Van Quynh introduces, “Hi I’m Van Quynh and this is my sister, Minh Tuyet… What in earth are you doing?”
“I’m smelling the very nice man.” Minh Tuyet sniffs.
“I didn’t know I smell that good… Oh my name is Bang Kieu by the way.” The man introduces himself as he tries to push Minh Tuyet away.
“Is Mrs. Khanh Ly here right now?” Van Quynh asks.
Bang Kieu is surprise, “Are you a friend of my mom?”
“She’s your mother?” Minh Tuyet sounds shock. “You must have gotten the good luck genes from your dad’s side.”
“Are you saying I’m hideous?’ Khanh Ly pushes Minh Tuyet softly off Bang Kieu when she pop out from behind Bang Kieu.
Minh Tuyet puts her hand on her shoulder, “What was that for you hag?”
“For the other day.” Khanh Ly sticks out her tounge.
“What happen the other day?” Bang Kieu asks.
“Nothing happen at all the other day right ladies?” Van Quynh quickly said.
“Why are you here anyway?” Khanh Ly asks.
Van Quynh scratches her head, “We are here because of this egg incident… Minh Tuyet you tell them.”
Minh Tuyet looks over at Van Quynh with shock, “Well you see the other night I was walking alone and…”
“And you got mad and egged my house?’ Khanh Ly interrupts.
“No. No I did not get mad, I became unhappy so…” Minh Tuyet laughs.
“So you egged our house?’ Bang Kieu asks.
Minh Tuyet touches Bang Kieu on the shoulder, “No way would I ever do that. I just got very unhappy because…”
“Because you got mad and egged my house.” Khanh Ly interrupts again.
“Do you want me to finish my story?” Minh Tuyet screams in Khanh Ly’s face.
Van Quynh taps Minh Tuyet, ‘We don’t have all day.”
“Well I was unhappy because…” Minh Tuyet pauses, “Because I saw bunches of kids egging your house.”
“Really did you see who those bunches of kids were?” Khanh Ly folds her arm.
“It was so dark.” Minh Tuyet smile.
Van Quynh pinches Minh Tuyet from the back, “Tell them the truth!”
“Ouch! Ok. Ha-ha.” Minh Tuyet laughs in pain. “I… uh… well kind of egg your house because I was mad at you from the other day and my sister caught me so I’m here to say sorry and clean it up for you. Breath…”
There were shocks on Khanh Ly and Bang Kieu faces.
“You evil no good b…” Khanh Ly says when she was interrupted by Bang Kieu. “Mom language… What my mom is trying to say is you are an evil no good breather.”
“What?” Minh Tuyet is confused.
Bang Kieu pushes his mom into the house, “She’s reminding you to breathe next time when you talk fast.”
Minh Tuyet smile, “You are so sweet.”
“Thank you… would you like to go out for a drink sometimes?” Bang Kieu asks.
“Did you just ask that evil no good b… out?” Khanh Ly screams from inside.
“No mom I’m telling her to get lost.” Bang Kieu reply as he winks at Minh Tuyet who became tomato red.
“I’ll be happy to… Did you hear that Van Quynh? He just asks me…” Minh Tuyet scream happily, but stop when she realize Van Quynh was gone.
“When did she leave?”
Bang Kieu laughs, “About 5 minute ago.”
“Oh I… I don’t care because you just ask me out.” Minh Tuyet laughs.
“I’ll see you then.” Bang Kieu smile.
“See you then.” Minh Tuyet blushes.
Bang Kieu was about to close the door when a foot got in the way.
“Ouch!” The foot screams as Bang Kieu opens the door and standing in front of the door was Minh Tuyet jumping up and down holding her foot.
“You can knock… That’s what your knuckles are for.” Bang Kieu jokes.
“I forgot to ask for your phone number.” Minh Tuyet continues to jumps.
Bang Kieu looks at her with one eyebrow up, “You really want my phone number?”
“What you don’t want to give me your phone number/” Minh Tuyet slowly puts her foot down.
“Of course not…”
“And I thought you like… me.” Minh Tuyet turns around and starts walking away.
Bang Kieu runs out of the house and grab Minh Tuyet turning her around to where they were face to face, “You didn’t let me finish. Of course I don’t want you to have my home phone number because…”
“Why are you still out there?” Khanh Ly screams loudly.
“Well because of that.” Bang Kieu points into the house. He then sticks his hand into his pocket and pull out a cell phone, “Now this is the number I want to give to you.”
“You got me all confuse.” Minh Tuyet wipes her tears and trade their phone number.
Bang Kieu and Minh Tuyet face got closer and closer until they were about to kiss, but suddenly someone from behind smack Bang Kieu in the head.
“What are you still doing out here?” Khanh Ly screams.
Seeing the furious Khanh Ly, Minh Tuyet runs off mouthing, “Call me.”
“Isn’t she something?” Bang Kieu hugs the shock Khanh Ly.
BAO HAN (
